This is a stinky movie, full of stinky pirates, stinky villains and a stinky plot to boot. The first one wasn't a bad film. Making...
Spider-Man 3
So the Black Spider-Man suit is like Axe Body Spray? It puts a spring in your step, makes you irresistible to women and worst of...
X-Men: The Last Stand
My poor husband had to sit through yet another comic book movie with me bugging him about the storylines and characters and how close the...
Underworld: Evolution
Yet another film starring Kate Beckinsale in a corset, fighting vampires and werewolves and various hybrids of the two. Even though it's the sequel to...
Fantastic Four
I never read the comic book. I watched the Hanna Barbera Hour cartoon, but since it was pretty sucky, I can't really compare the two....
The Island
Let me get this out of the way right at the start - there is no island. Now that we're clear on that, let me...
Constantine
Ted's Bogus Journey, Part Deux. When the world needs saving - who else are you gonna call, but Keanu Reeves? I've lost count of all...
Batman Begins
I like Michael Keaton and all...but Christian Bale is the BEST. BATMAN. EVER. I'm dead serious. Bale has the whole Batman thing down. He's got...
The Road Warrior
Hooray for assless chaps! Of course I know that by definition, ALL chaps are assless - it's just more fun to be redundant and point...
Blade: Trinity
I'm always up for vampire ass-kicking, especially when accompanied by a techno soundtrack. The creatively named Blade: Trinity is the third (and probably not last)...