Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Okay - he's a male prostitute that doesn't fuck any of his clients. That's just wrong. That's right, he doesn't fuck any of them, except...
Sleepy Hollow
Cleavage! I saw this when it originally came out in the theaters and I remember leaving the theater vaguely disappointed. After renting it, I still...
Desperate Living
This is it...as of now, I have seen every single John Water film that is available to be seen...and I saved the most fucked-up for...
Mondo Trasho
Hmmm...I can't decide if it sucked or I loved it... Reminds me of the dumb crap we made when we were in college, so maybe...
Shanghai Noon
Better than Mission: Impossible 2. Yes - for once I am agreeing with critics... There was a lot of ass-kicking action - though it was...
Mission: Impossible 2
It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James...
Hairspray (1988)
John Waters made a film that's rated PG. Who could've predicted that? Hairspray was the first Waters film I saw. I was in 7th grade...
The Rage: Carrie 2
LAME. 90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film. Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace...
Gladiator
So how many times do you think Joaquin Phoenix watched Caligula? 5 times? 10 times? 50 times? I would say 100 times, at the very...
Three Kings
Badass Gangsta + Coked-up Porn Star + Sullen ER Doc + guy who directs Beastie Boys videos = fun! I really like the first half...