Blades of Glory
I promised my friend Sexboy that I would try to stop using "gay" as a derogatory term referring to things that are stupid or lame....
Spider-Man 3
So the Black Spider-Man suit is like Axe Body Spray? It puts a spring in your step, makes you irresistible to women and worst of...
X-Men: The Last Stand
My poor husband had to sit through yet another comic book movie with me bugging him about the storylines and characters and how close the...
Underworld: Evolution
Yet another film starring Kate Beckinsale in a corset, fighting vampires and werewolves and various hybrids of the two. Even though it's the sequel to...
Guys Gone Wild: All-American Jock
Imagine you're a young dude about 19 years old and you're down on Padre Island for Spring Break. Just how many beers would it take...
Without a Paddle
If this movie was made in the 90s, it would have starred Rob Schneider or David Spade in the Seth Green role, Adam Sandler in...
Death to the Supermodels
While I appreciate the idea of supermodels having toxic booty gas, nappy underarm hair and hidden penises, it's just not enough to base a movie...
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
I'm well aware that it's not Jim Carrey's life's ambition to put in a performance that makes knobbygirl happy, but really - shouldn't it be?...
Date Movie
This movie was not made for me. It's not that I don't like spoofs or parodies - normally I do. It's just that it's hard...
2001 Maniacs
The South shall rise again. Preferably with a taste for human flesh. Robert Englund stars in this remake of Two Thousand Maniacs! - H. G....