Gnomeo & Juliet
You may not know this, but my backyard is full of garden gnomes. The pink flamingos are packed away in the garage, as the evil...
Thor
If I had been a boy, my parents would have named me Thor. True story. I once dressed as Thor for Halloween. Sexy Thor. 1995....
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Who hasn't fantasized about the entire cast of The Jersey Shore being eaten by sharks? I know I have. I have never seen a single...
Grandma’s Boy
The good thing about having friends - besides getting into shenanigans - is forcing them to watch movies you love. So after forcing Amy to...
Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Honestly, that should be the entire body of my review, but after such a lazy review of Æon Flux, I figured I...
Æon Flux
I watched the original animated Æon Flux on MTV, but I have no idea how closely the film followed the original, because I don't believe...
Hot Tub Time Machine
Crispin Glover makes ALL movies better...but especially movies about time travel. Seriously, if I had realized that Crispin Glover was in Hot Tub Time Machine,...
Iron Man 2
Why does Iron Man have his own cheerleaders?!? If he's the Hugh Hefner of Superheroes, shouldn't he have strippers? I was SO excited that they...
Iron Man
I want to see The Avengers. I want to see it in 3D. But my husband doesn't want to go see it until he he...
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Seriously? THIS is the best they could come up with? A bunch of pirates racing to find the fountain of youth? If pirates wanted to...