Doctor Strange
Dammit, I haven't even finished my review of Deadpool yet. My husband made us get up super early Sunday morning to catch the first showing...
Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
Why did Sharknado 4 have to open with a Star Wars-esque opening crawl? Was it because they gave Tara Reid a Light Saber hand? First...
Dam Sharks
That's not a typo folks...those damn sharks are building dams...out of damn human bodies. I don't even understand...how did sharks get into the river? How...
Captain America: Civil War
We made it! A few weeks after opeing weekend, but we made it to the theater to see Civil War. I missed The Force Awakens...
Zoombies
Exactly what you fucking think it is. Zombie. Zoo. Animals. Thanks to The Asylum, for going where no film has gone before. It starts when...
Getting Schooled
The Breakfast Club meets Apocalypse Now - how's that for a fucking amazing tagline? The people who brought us The Haunted Trailer were back at...
Ant-Man
It's been like a zillion years since we've had a family movie night...I guess technically, it wasn't really a family movie night, since Lily wanted...
Carrie (2013)
Well, what's the point of this now? The original is a classic, though not untouchable...there was a regrettable sequel in 1999 and then a mediocre...
Tusk
This movie is so fucking weird and fucked up. Of course, it's a horror movie....but it's also a comedy...and it's also a mindfuck. Tusk is...
3 Headed Shark Attack
If two heads are better than one, are three heads better than two? So...the 3 Headed Shark is angered by ocean pollution, but it eats...