Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jul 8, 2019 at 6:33pm PDT I've done it! I've watched...
Sherlock Gnomes
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 12, 2019 at 7:13pm PDT Shhhhh, no one tell my...
Aquaman
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 1, 2018 at 8:28am PST I'm not sure which one...
Shrek Forever After
I felt so uncomfortable watching the beginning of this film with my kids...what if they knew that I feel like Shrek sometimes? As far as...
Sharktopus
Sharktopus is not picky. Sharktopus will eat sharks, old boat painters, bungee jumpers, surfer dudes, Volkswagens...Sharktopus is nasty! Sharktopus just doesn't give a fuck. Sharktopus...
G-Force
I will never, EVER, complain about The Squeakquel again. Compared to G-Force, The Squeakquel is like the Citizen Kane of CGI rodent shenanigans movies. Zach...
Howard the Duck
For the second movie night, my son was given a choice between Space Chimps and Howard the Duck - Howard the Duck won. While I...
Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld brings children a movie about "bee-stiality." Oh, come on, it was funny! Don't you appreciate puns? Bee Movie is one of the worst...
Shrek the Third
"Willy Wonka" might be about to lose his place as my son's favorite movie. "Shrek Babies" was the overwhelming favorite over the holidays. My son...
Shrek 2
How do a donkey and a dragon have sex? I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that one. Seriously, I cannot figure it...