Demons

04
Jun
2013

Camp Hell

Posted by knobbygirl

WARNING - teenagers dry humping in the forest can summon demons.

That's right...those poor teenagers didn't even get to have sex. They barely got to second base and things went to shit.

17
Aug
2011

Amityville II: The Possession

Posted by lobsterphone

One of the stupidest movies ever. The film makers tried to combine the best of movies like the first Amityville with movies like the The Exorcist. What they did was combine fail with fail. Do you remember in Greatest American Hero when Mr Hinkley got his remedial English class to stage Romeo and Juliet? Their acting is like the acting in this movie. Any scene with interaction or dialogue is like watching Mr. H's English class rehearse their lines. The problem is, the acting is the best thing about this movie.

23
Jan
2004

Demon Knight

Posted by knobbygirl

Billy Zane.

So slimy. So creepy. So sexy. Billy Zane. Ever since Twin Peaks...Billy Zane. And once he shaved his head...if I was that Titanic Bitch, I sure would have pushed Leo-nerdo's skinny ass overboard and married Billy Zane. I'm just sayin'...

05
Jan
2003

Evil Dead II

Posted by knobbygirl

It's not my fault no one wanted to watch Transylvania 6-500!

It took almost an hour to pick the Sunday movie today. After going through every single DVD we own, we decided on this one. Everyone had seen it except my sister-in-law, and - from the look on her face throughout the film, she probably should have kept it that way.

11
Oct
2002

Little Nicky

Posted by knobbygirl

Adam Sandler, why hast thou forsaken us?

Everybody told me this film sucked. Yeah, it pretty much sucked. It sucked a lot. But if it sucked so much, why did I keep laughing? I do not know.

Adam Sandler was the least funny thing about the film. 'Little Nicky' is just not a good character. 'The Waterboy' - now that's a good character. I just couldn't get into it at all.

12
Dec
1999

Dogma

Posted by knobbygirl

Do you wanna know the best part of the film? The best part was found at the very end of the credits..."Jay and Silent Bob will return in Clerks 2: Hardly Clerkin'." Now that is something to get excited about!