Inter-Species Mating

16
Jul
2011

Shrek Forever After

Posted by knobbygirl

I felt so uncomfortable watching the beginning of this film with my kids...what if they knew that I feel like Shrek sometimes?

As far as I know, my son is no junior psychotherapist...he didn't pick up any tension as I squirmed in my seat, commiserating with Shrek's plight. What parent doesn't reminisce about how cool they were before they had kids? Before responsibility, before potty training and homework, before mortgages and swimming lessons and time outs and smoochies...can't forget about the slobbery, wet booger smoochies.

06
Jul
2011

Sharktopus

Posted by knobbygirl

Sharktopus fucking tried to eat me!

Sharktopus is not picky.

Sharktopus will eat sharks, old boat painters, bungee jumpers, surfer dudes, Volkswagens...Sharktopus is nasty! Sharktopus just doesn't give a fuck.

Sharktopus escapes from a Navy funded super-secret genetic lab in Long Beach. Sharktopus wants a fucking vacation, so Sharktopus heads to Puerto Vallarta. Crazy, nasty ass Sharktopus wants some Mexican food.

06
Sep
2009

Howard the Duck

Posted by knobbygirl

For the second movie night, my son was given a choice between Space Chimps and Howard the Duck - Howard the Duck won. While I giggled with glee, my husband just groaned.

14
Nov
2008

Bee Movie

Posted by knobbygirl

Jerry Seinfeld brings children a movie about "bee-stiality."

Oh, come on, it was funny! Don't you appreciate puns?

14
Jun
2006

Shrek 2

Posted by knobbygirl

How do a donkey and a dragon have sex? I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that one. Seriously, I cannot figure it out.

18
Nov
1998

Meet the Feebles

Posted by knobbygirl

I am from the 'Muppet Show' era. My favorite episode was the one with Liza Minnelli. In it, she and that big ugly monster (that I can never remember the name of) did a musical number to Copacabana. Imagine Liza Minnelli naked on rollerskates, smoking crack while the big ugly monster sells acid to schoolchildren in the Copacabana and that is the same general impression that you will get while watching 'Meet the Feebles.'