Butt Rape

06
Jul
2014

Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys

Posted by knobbygirl

A horror movie about bloodsucking fish...starring Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd...made by The Asylum...on Animal Planet?

I know - I'm confused, too. Since when does Animal Planet show movies? Oh yeah...I forgot about Mermaids: The Body Found. Plus, they run a Puppy Super Bowl...it's not like we're talking about a bastion of hard-hitting journalism.

25
Mar
2002

Deliverance

Posted by knobbygirl

Starring Ned "Weeeea Weeeea" Beatty!

Sorry, that's a habit I picked up from my college film professor - I am unable to refer to Ned Beatty in any other way - he's not Lex Luthor's sidekick and although I liked him in Ed and His Dead Mother, Ned will always make me think of hillbilly buttsex.

11
Sep
2000

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

Posted by knobbygirl

I am now stupider for having watched this.

Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad about it afterwards. Any scene with the Klumps in it was hilarious - but any scene without them was just boring - especially the ones with Buddy Love. The Buddy Love character was decent in the first film - a real character - but Buddy Love was just a stupid charicature in this one...a very annoying one at that.

23
Feb
2000

American History X

Posted by knobbygirl

This movie is fucking harsh.

I finally got to see the first half of this film last weekend. I had seen the last half at Mike Z's several months ago, before going to Ellum. Suffice it to say, I did not get the whole effect of the film until I had seen the whole thing. I got the main idea of Derek's rehabilitation, but I had no idea how far he had to go to rehabilitate...