Prequel

08
Mar
2017

X-Men: Apocalypse

Posted by knobbygirl

While I agree with Jean Grey that the third one's always the worst, X-Men: Apocalypse isn't a bad movie. It merely suffers in that it wasn't as good as the first two. (I think we can all agree that Last Stand was much stinkier than Apocalypse ever dreamt of being.)

25
Apr
2015

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Posted by knobbygirl

I've been MIA for quite a while, haven't I? I've been watching movies, but most haven't left me with anything to say. I've got half written reviews of the 2nd Hobbit movie and The Winter Soldier...and I couldn't even get started on Thor 2. Well, Days of Future Past gave me a lot to think about...

31
Dec
2012

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Posted by Logan

The hobit was a 5 star production. It was a kind of scary movie. But I loved it. I think you should go see it. Now don't get me wrong but the hobit is 60 years before Lord of the Rings. There are 3 wizards and their names are Sayramon, Gandalf and Rajagast. There are also 2 wizards that aren't in the movie that are blue. I don't know their names.

14
May
2011

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Posted by knobbygirl

Someone over in Hollywood must be reading my reviews, because they got rid of Selene and made a prequel all about Lucien.

That being said, Rise of the Lycans was still fucking boring. I was able to paint my toenails and load the dishwasher without really missing anything. There wasn't much of a plot; Vampire enslaves werewolf, werewolf fucks the shit out of the vampire's daughter, vampires fuck shit up and then werewolves fuck even more shit up.

10
Apr
2010

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Posted by knobbygirl

I'm back, bitches...did you miss me?

It's not that I've been procrastinating...I really haven't seen any new movies in the past 3 months...none, nada, zip. My DVR is chock full, but I've been watching TV lately...lame excuse, I know...

Hugh Jackman, I totally forgive you for Van Helsing and Viva Laughlin. Come give Knobby a big sloppy hug. Can you take your shirt off first? Thanks. One thing...Ryan Reynolds' arms are better than yours. You should go hit the gym or something.

07
Jun
2006

Batman Begins

Posted by knobbygirl

I like Michael Keaton and all...but Christian Bale is the BEST. BATMAN. EVER.

I'm dead serious. Bale has the whole Batman thing down. He's got the furrowed brow, a jaw perfect for poking out of a cowl, a hard body - and best of all...a batsuit without nipples. He even had a great scary Batman voice - you'd never even know that he's Welsh. I'll stop gushing now. Reign of Fire. That'll do it.

16
Sep
2005

Star Wars: Episode III - The Revenge of the Sith

Posted by knobbygirl

How does George Lucas expect me to watch this movie with a straight face, when he includes lines like, "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo."? Seriously, I was almost rolling around on the theater floor laughing after that horrid, horrid line. Who talks like that? Did his involvement with Howard the Duck give him brain damage?

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