I was starting to get bored until the Dynamite-tossing Amish guy showed up.
How does Parrish Randall know what dog vagina tastes like?
I guess there are just some questions that I'll never know the answer to...although, I bet I could ask my 3 year old, because she won't stop letting the dog lick her open mouth, no matter how much I scream at her. I guess I could try screaming at the dog, I don't know what is more futile - screaming at a three year old human or a three year old dog.
If you had asked me back in 6th grade who would win in a catfight, I totally would have picked Tiffany over Debbie Gibson. I never thought the day would actually come when I would get to SEE a Tiffany/Debbie Gibson catfight...complete with them smearing cake all over each other's breasts...
So which one is Dinocroc and which one is Supergator?
More than a little condescendingly, my husband explained that Dinocroc is the one that walks on its hind legs. I guess I missed out on crucial monster identification plot points by not watching the original Dinocroc and Supergator movies.
Bruce Campbell's love letter to his fans really delivers.
Campbell directs himself in this film, playing a character parody of himself. Confused? Don't be, because the concept actually makes sense. An alcoholic womanizing asshole Bruce Campbell is so much more fun to watch than what I assume the 'real' Bruce Campbell us like...a normal guy with a kickass job.
What is the Mongolian Death Worm? A parasite you might catch from a hooker in Ulan Bator? A new sushi roll at Todai? The title of Dethklok's newest album? A pet name for my husband's penis? Maybe a new ride at Six Flags? A brand new SyFy Original Movie, starring Young Indiana Jones?
There are actually two correct answers...I'll let you figure out which two.
I never thought I would see the day where I was reviewing a film starring Ron Jeremy's penis.*
Finally, the not so greatly anticipated sequel to The Lost Boys makes its basic cable debut!
They really didn't need to do a lot to make Jenna Jameson look like a zombie, did they?