Horror

15
May
2000

The Rage: Carrie 2

Posted by knobbygirl

LAME.

90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film.

Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace poker through 2 heads, in one shot, was cool. The chick from American Beauty nose diving into a car was cool. Being shot with a flare gun was almost cool. Everything else in the film was not cool.

04
May
1999

Idle Hands

Posted by knobbygirl

Another rip-off teen horror film. Another retelling of 'The Hands of Orloc.' Another trendy 'potsmoking is cool' film. But this one is missing something that the recent crop of teen slasher crap (Scream 1 & 2, I Know What..., Disturbing Behavior, Urban Legends, The Faculty, ad nauseum) have - picture perfect teens getting sliced by horrible villians and/or the people they trust (mostly parents and teachers) - THANK GOD!

18
Nov
1998

Leprechaun 3

Posted by knobbygirl

Viva Las Leprechaun!

This is by far the best of the Leprechaun saga. It gives new meaning to the term 'fear and loathing in Las Vegas.' The Leprechaun is free to walk down the streets of Las Vegas and there are so many weirdos there that no one notices him. Imagine the Leprechaun doing a killer Elvis impersonation, hips gyrating like...like...something that really gyrates.

18
Nov
1998

Frankenhooker

Posted by knobbygirl

When Jeffrey Franken's girlfriend, Elizabeth Shelley, is killed by his automated lawn mower, he decides to bring her back to life using the body parts of dead prostitutes. That's the plot in a nutshell.

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