There's nothing like introducing your children to a cinema classic...yes, this Friday the 13th, I've started the kids on Friday the 13th...
There has been nothing on my TV but the Winter Olympics for the last 2 weeks...so why not just go with it and watch a movie full of Snowboarders? I'm talking Mountain Dew, baby!
One bad chicken nugget, that's all it takes.
I feel like the world needs a John Cusack/Samuel L. Jackson buddy/road trip movie right now. Now, more than ever, we need the joy that those two can bring us. ("I want these motherfucking snakes out of my motherfucking earnest romantic comedy!" or something to that effect?)
Poor Andy. It's really hard to get laid when your childhood was ruined by a killer doll.
The kids just can't get enough of Chucky!
The only thing more gag inducing than sitting down to watch a movie that you know includes cannibalism is seeing 'The Weinstein Company' as the first slide in the opening credits.
The time has come...for my children to become men. Well, maybe just one of them - not the daughter.
In case you're wondering, there's no 4 Headed Shark Attack movie - the franchise skips straight from 3 Headed Shark Attack to 5 Headed Shark Attack. This kind of makes sense...because for the first half of the movie, the shark only has 4 heads...but for no discernable reason, the shark sprouts a 5th head out of its butt. Literally, the shark's 5th head is its butthole. You can't make this shit up.