Sequel

25
Feb
2002

The Queen of the Damned

Posted by knobbygirl

Anyone remember taking the SAT and those stupid analogies? Try this one - Brandon Lee: The Crow = Aaliyah: ?

Aaliyah, pop music's latest addition to the Air Crash Museum, resurrects this film destined to be Straight-to-Video to a Theater-near-You. A risky career move, but hey, it's worked for so many pop stars...

04
Sep
2001

The Toxic Avenger, Part II

Posted by knobbygirl

The first Superhero from New Jersey is back!

In this one, The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan to find his father. I was impressed by the fact that they really filmed in Japan and found some great locations, like the Fish Markets. There was more blood and gore going on in that fish market than in the rest of the film. There were also a lot of Kabuki men, possibly foreshadowing Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.? I did expect more Godzilla references though.

27
Feb
2001

Hannibal

Posted by knobbygirl

Oh GOD, this movie pissed me off so much.

First off, I know it's useless to compare a film to its literary counterpart. I know. Trust me, I know...Everyone's first instinct is to point out the little differences and favorite parts that were cut out. It's to be expected when you turn a 1,000 page, hell, even a 300 hundred page book into a 90-120 minute film, something's got to go. But with Hannibal...they took away the entire meaning of the book!

11
Sep
2000

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

Posted by knobbygirl

I am now stupider for having watched this.

Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad about it afterwards. Any scene with the Klumps in it was hilarious - but any scene without them was just boring - especially the ones with Buddy Love. The Buddy Love character was decent in the first film - a real character - but Buddy Love was just a stupid charicature in this one...a very annoying one at that.

15
May
2000

The Rage: Carrie 2

Posted by knobbygirl

LAME.

90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film.

Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace poker through 2 heads, in one shot, was cool. The chick from American Beauty nose diving into a car was cool. Being shot with a flare gun was almost cool. Everything else in the film was not cool.

18
Nov
1998

Leprechaun 3

Posted by knobbygirl

Viva Las Leprechaun!

This is by far the best of the Leprechaun saga. It gives new meaning to the term 'fear and loathing in Las Vegas.' The Leprechaun is free to walk down the streets of Las Vegas and there are so many weirdos there that no one notices him. Imagine the Leprechaun doing a killer Elvis impersonation, hips gyrating like...like...something that really gyrates.

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