The 'new' Karate Kid was so annoying that I started rooting for him to get his narrow ass kicked.
Whose idea was it to match up Jackie Chan with one of the worst actresses to crawl out of the depths Fox's back lot? That individual needs to be dragged out into the street and shot, run over by a ice cream truck and then shot again.
I had a migraine when I left the theater - probably because I rolled my eyes so many times.
Better than Mission: Impossible 2. Yes - for once I am agreeing with critics...
There was a lot of ass-kicking action - though it was all rather tame, but unlike John Woo - it is okay for Jackie Chan to make a PG-13 film. Expected even.
Cheech and Chong did it better.
Another rehash of the Corsican Brothers, Twin Dragons has Jackie Chan playing twins separated at birth. The one who stays with the biological parents becomes a famous concert pianist and conductor, while the lost twin is raised by the alcoholic partygirl who found him. They meet when the conductor comes to China to conduct something. All of a sudden, they begin to feel what the other one is doing. It sounds better writing it than actually seeing it.