Jackie Chan

25
Sep
2003

The Tuxedo

Posted by knobbygirl

Whose idea was it to match up Jackie Chan with one of the worst actresses to crawl out of the depths Fox's back lot? That individual needs to be dragged out into the street and shot, run over by a ice cream truck and then shot again.

17
Apr
1999

Twin Dragons

Posted by knobbygirl

Cheech and Chong did it better.

Another rehash of the Corsican Brothers, Twin Dragons has Jackie Chan playing twins separated at birth. The one who stays with the biological parents becomes a famous concert pianist and conductor, while the lost twin is raised by the alcoholic partygirl who found him. They meet when the conductor comes to China to conduct something. All of a sudden, they begin to feel what the other one is doing. It sounds better writing it than actually seeing it.