I never saw Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory as a child. I was a 19 year old college student - and it definitely fucked...
Starsky & Hutch
Will the remakes ever end? I know the answer - the answer is no. As soon as the 60s and 70s well runs dry, say...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
How did she fit that gun in her vag? Furthermore, once she got it up there, how did she get it to stay there? Although...
Thir13en Ghosts
I got tricked into watching it. Okay, not tricked exactly. My husband waited until I wasn't paying attention - peeling potatoes - and he changed...
Willard (2003)
How is it possible that while watching the best film I've seen so far this year, I had the worst film-watching experience I have ever...
Josie and the Pussycats
The best thing about this film was the dopey Boy Band, Du Jour (French for "of the day"). They were unbelievably GAY - but not...
Psycho (1998)
A shot by shot remake of Psycho - what's the fucking point? This was a pointless waste of celluloid. If you're gonna remake any film,...
Charlie’s Angels
It didn't suck as bad as I thought it would. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 19, 2017 at 10:33am PST I never...
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
I am now stupider for having watched this. Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad...
Mission: Impossible 2
It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James...