I don't think that I would mind a humming penis. Mike Nichols is traditionally a purveyor of mediocre 'American' films - after The Graduate, where...
Pitch Black
Another Alien remake. Not that it's such a bad thing. It's pretty hard to avoid Alien comparisons, no matter what the Aliens look like, what...
Galaxy Quest
Starring Sigourney Weaver's boobs. Like April said, if Ebert gave it a thumbs up, then I don't go see it. But somebody didn't want to...
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Jar Jar Binks must die! In the immortal words of Dante (Clerks, not the Inferno) "Jedi was nothing but a bunch of muppets..." And the...
Nowhere
Murder with a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup. It is a scene that would leave Andy Warhol in fits of ecstasy. Anyway, Araki's favorite piece...