The Sci Fi Channel strikes again...with another cheesy B movie so bad it's almost good. Note that I said almost. Yes, this time around, the...
Vampirella
My husband and I have a contest of sorts going - nothing official, but from time to time, we record movies on cable for later...
Old Dracula
You know, they just don't make movies like this anymore. That's probably because the NAACP would have the production shut down within about five minutes....
Nadja
This movie was retarded and boring. And Pretentious - don't forget pretentious. In the past, I'd claimed that David Lynch had never led me astray....
Van Helsing
Stephen Sommers should be stopped before he strikes again. Why? I'll tell you why. My husband and I were eating dinner before the movie and...
From Dusk Till Dawn
Quentin Tarantino + Robert Rodriguez = A bloodbath.Quentin Tarantino + Robert Rodriguez + Vampires = A BIG fucking bloodbath. Cliches, cliches and more cliches -...
Underworld
Blade + The Matrix + An American Werewolf in London - originality = Underworld. As a general rule, I usually like vampire movies. I'm not...
The Midnight Hour
I rarely review TV movies - in fact, this is my first - but as this was one of the formative films of my childhood,...
Blade II
Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
The Queen of the Damned
Anyone remember taking the SAT and those stupid analogies? Try this one - Brandon Lee: The Crow = Aaliyah: ? Aaliyah, pop music's latest addition...