He still kind of sucks - just not totally. He's actually likable in this mish-mash of a movie. I admit, Kutcher may very well be...
Runaway Jury
What would you do if you woke up Christmas morning and found your spouse sitting on the couch watching a John Grisham movie? Well, normally,...
Kill Me Later
If I found out that my lover's wife was pregnant on the same day that my goldfish died, I might just become suicidal too. ...And...
Spy Game
It took everything I had to sit through this load of bullshit. First off, Brad Pitt is only in it for 20 minutes or so....
Deliverance
Starring Ned "Weeeea Weeeea" Beatty! Sorry, that's a habit I picked up from my college film professor - I am unable to refer to Ned...
Swordfish
It didn't suck as bad as I thought it would. Don't get me wrong, it certainly did suck. It didn't suck with the power of...
Double Jeopardy
Hmmmm...what a dumb bitch. I really didn't feel a sense of urgency to see this, since it seemed like the trailer pretty much showed the...
Hackers
Hack with a Mac? I did't think so. For the past 6 years, I had been boycotting this film, soley based on that fact. But...
Wild at Heart
One of most romantic films ever. It was on The Independent Film Channel the other night, and whenever it's on TV, I just can't resist...
Psycho (1998)
A shot by shot remake of Psycho - what's the fucking point? This was a pointless waste of celluloid. If you're gonna remake any film,...