The latest movie that my children have become addicted to...may well turn them into potheads. The Luna Ghost looks like the Graffix logo. The scene...
Clash of the Titans (2010)
I was nervous as the film started to play...am I about to see a gritty, exciting update to one of my favorite childhood films? Or...
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Few things give me nightmares these days, but hearing Alvin the chipmunk tell someone that he's going to eat their liver with some fava beans...
The Incredible Hulk
How horrible must a film be to require a complete franchise reboot five years later? The answer is Ang Lee's attempt to make an arthouse...
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang. That is the exact point that I stopped being okay with this film -...
Hairspray (2007)
Overheard somewhere in Hollywood... "Hey Eddie, it's me, Johnny T...remember when you said I could borrow your fat black lady suit? Well, my career is...
Underdog
They CGI-ed out Underdog's penis! I even paused it - they just totally erased the dog's wiener in any scene in which he is flying...
The Dukes of Hazzard
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall the Duke Boys getting chased around Hazzard County with shotguns after one of them got caught...
Dawn of the Dead
I know I've seen the original, but hell if I can remember much about it. Before I watched Dawn of the Dead, I assumed it...
I Spy
Owen Wilson is the KING of the buddy movie. It doesn't really matter who his buddy is and although Ben Stiller is definitely best -...