Wow. Usually, my first paragraph is much more clever than that, but I am a bit at a loss for words right now. Needless to...
Big Trouble in Little China
The last time that I ever went to the movies with my dad was to go see Big Trouble in Little China. I remember it...
Undercover Brother
Back, White She-Devil! Okay, I knew from the get go that Denise Richards was in Undercover Brother. She was on the cover of the DVD...
Shanghai Knights
I had a migraine when I left the theater - probably because I rolled my eyes so many times. It sucked...but it was on the...
The One
There can be only one....hahahhahahhahahahahha. Sorry, I couldn't resist. How could I have not made a Highlander comparison? I guess I could have gone the...
Blade II
Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
Charlie’s Angels
It didn't suck as bad as I thought it would. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 19, 2017 at 10:33am PST I never...
Shanghai Noon
Better than Mission: Impossible 2. Yes - for once I am agreeing with critics... There was a lot of ass-kicking action - though it was...
Crippled Masters
This is the single weirdest kung fu movie I have seen since The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires. This movie was Ba-aaa-add! It is...
Twin Dragons
Cheech and Chong did it better. Another rehash of the Corsican Brothers, Twin Dragons has Jackie Chan playing twins separated at birth. The one who...