I was nervous as the film started to play...am I about to see a gritty, exciting update to one of my favorite childhood films? Or...
The Golden Compass
You'd think I would be standing in line to see a movie that supposedly promotes atheism in children and is condemned by the Catholic Church....
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Sick of watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I finally introduced my son to the psychedelic 70s version starring Gene Wilder and a bunch of...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I never saw Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory as a child. I was a 19 year old college student - and it definitely fucked...
Star Wars: Episode III – The Revenge of the Sith
How does George Lucas expect me to watch this movie with a straight face, when he includes lines like, "Hold me like you did by...
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
I can't believe that it's finally over. Long. So long. Three hours and 21 minutes long. That's 201 minutes. L-O-N-G. I wonder how long the...
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
I can't do it. I can't decide which one I like better, this one or the first one. I guess I'll save my final decision...
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone
The quote above has already come true - there isn't a child alive who hasn't heard of Harry Potter. Really, it's no wonder that that...
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Light Sabre wielding Yoda kicks ass! I doubt I am ruining anything about the film by proclaiming the kickass-ness of Yoda's fight scene. Is it...
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
As my best friend said, this movie should have been called "The League of Extraordinary Shittiness." Before you get your panties in a wad -...