Several months ago, I caught Lily watching this movie. I snatched the remote QUICK. I'd forgotten about it until I was chillin' with my friend...
Cell
I feel like the world needs a John Cusack/Samuel L. Jackson buddy/road trip movie right now. Now, more than ever, we need the joy that...
Hannibal Rising
The only thing more gag inducing than sitting down to watch a movie that you know includes cannibalism is seeing 'The Weinstein Company' as the...
Divergent
So, "Teen Dystopia" is its own genre now? Back when I was a teen, I was quite sure that "the man" was out to get...
The Wizard of Oz (3D)
Never before have I written a second review of a film. Not so much out of pride or any kind of belief that my reviews...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
I'm torn by this movie. Don't get me wrong, I liked it...but I don't know that it absolutely HAD to be made. Let me be...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The hobit was a 5 star production. It was a kind of scary movie. But I loved it. I think you should go see it....
Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax
I didn't think that there could be a worse adaptation of a Dr. Seuss book than Horton Hears a Who! Oh, I was so wrong......
The Midnight Meat Train
I DVRed this film based on the title alone. I figured that since it wasn't on Skinemax - it wasn't soft core porn, but since...
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Oh, Tim Burton, you're like a tampon...when you do your job well, I love you...but when you fuck up, I hate you and I swear...