Starring Sigourney Weaver's boobs. Like April said, if Ebert gave it a thumbs up, then I don't go see it. But somebody didn't want to...
Dogma
Do you wanna know the best part of the film? The best part was found at the very end of the credits..."Jay and Silent Bob...
Superstar
Way better than I thought it would be, in a sex with inanimate objects sort of way. I laughed my ass off in this film....
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Shut your Fuckin' Face, Uncle Fucka...You're a cocksucking, asslicking Uncle Fucka... This film contains the most un-anticipated male genitalia since Harvey Keitel in The Piano...
Cannibal! The Musical
Cross Oklahoma! and Blazing Saddles and add in a little bit of Evil Dead II - and you've got Cannibal! The Musical.. This is the...
Clay Pigeons
I have never seen someone more shit upon in a film than Clay Birdwell (Joaquin Phoenix). His best friend frames him for his own suicide...
Jawbreaker
Despite what you've heard, JawBreaker is not a Heathers rip-off. These girls are not doing the world a favor by offing the biggest bitch in...
Rushmore
Finally, respect for Bill Murray. Unfortunately, Rushmore will probably be only known as the film that initialized Bill Murray's big comeback - and that's way...
The Big Hit
Fucking Cheesy! I cannot believe he went back for the videotape! Marky Mark is the biggest schmo boy in the entire world. He is pussywipped...
Serial Mom
After the relatively tame Hairspray and Cry-Baby, it's good to see John Waters get back to his roots - killin', killin' and more killin'! In...