15
May
2000

The Rage: Carrie 2

Posted by knobbygirl

LAME.

90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film.

Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace poker through 2 heads, in one shot, was cool. The chick from American Beauty nose diving into a car was cool. Being shot with a flare gun was almost cool. Everything else in the film was not cool.

28
Apr
2000

Final Destination

Posted by knobbygirl

When they kill someone, they kill the fuck out of them.

Seriously, they kill people like 5 or 6 times. Which is damn cool. And it's gory as hell. There's blood everywhere. So it's another typical teen slasher.

27
Apr
2000

Ready to Rumble

Posted by knobbygirl

I didn't think they could cram so many shit jokes into one film. And I don't mean mere shit humor, I mean fingers up the butt, Port-o-potties exploding, septic tank trucks overturning, people falling into sewers...

This film was dumb as shit (hehehe, I'm funny), but I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Any film about wrestling is doomed to be dumb. There is no intelligent way to deal with the subject of 'Professional Wrestling.' (Sorry Sean.)

25
Apr
2000

American Psycho

Posted by knobbygirl

"I absolutely loved it. It reminded me of 'My Fair Lady.' And it was the only movie I've seen that made me want to go out and buy new luggage." -- John Waters on the film "American Psycho."

Hmmmm...I never knew that a naked man, covered in blood, chasing a prostitute with a chainsaw could be so appealing...

23
Feb
2000

Ma Vie En Rose

Posted by knobbygirl

You gotta give it to the French. They know how to jerk the heartstrings.

I can't believe that this film made me cry. Yes, you heard me right - I cried like a fuckin' tiddy baby. And I'm not even ashamed to say so. I really didn't think that it would affect me this much, but to my surprise, it did. I felt sympathetic towards Ludovic, but I also felt sympathy for his family. What would I do if my little boy wanted to be a little girl? I don't know. I really don't.

23
Feb
2000

American History X

Posted by knobbygirl

This movie is fucking harsh.

I finally got to see the first half of this film last weekend. I had seen the last half at Mike Z's several months ago, before going to Ellum. Suffice it to say, I did not get the whole effect of the film until I had seen the whole thing. I got the main idea of Derek's rehabilitation, but I had no idea how far he had to go to rehabilitate...

11
Feb
2000

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Posted by knobbygirl

I was the last person on earth to see this film, but I finally did. Early, early - one Thursday morning in November, I awoke to watch it. The Blockbuster Fairy did good this time.

I am quick to understand the most bizarre of Limey accents, but this film was one step away from Riff Raff, a film with British accents so unintelligable that it required subtitles. I didn't have much of a problem understanding it though, besides, I had a translator with me who had seen it at least 20 times.

11
Feb
2000

Tromeo and Juliet

Posted by knobbygirl

Someday, I will work for TROMA.

I have been trying to see this film for years, at least since I saw the preview for it in front of Redneck Zombies. Every time I tried to rent it, I was thwarted. Somebody stole it from the Video Update, then Video Update burned down. Then Rhett and I rented it from Starlight, but we never got around to watching it, we watched Jerry Springer "I Married a Horse" (yes, it is as bad as it sounds) and Bi-Claudius (rancid bisexual porn). Finally, Sean rented the DVD and we all went to his place...

10
Feb
2000

Payback

Posted by knobbygirl

I hate you, Sean. Why do I hate you? Because you gave away the ending to Payback on my message board about six months ago. I didn't think I would ever see it, so I didn't care. For some reason, I ended up watching it last night and so now I hate you. I hope you don't take it personally.

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