Goddamn, this sucked.
This is a pointless, horrible film. John Stamos plays a high school gymnast, turned spy due to his father's murder. He is out to get his father's killer, Ragnar. Ragnar is a hermaphrodite played by none other than Gene Simmons. GENE SIMMONS! Ragnar looks like a cross between Divine, Cher and Frank N. Furter and likes to kill women by ramming his steel fingernail into their most private parts. Um, yeah...at least Gene sticks his famous tongue out a lot.