18
Jul
2000

X-Men

Posted by knobbygirl

I enjoyed the hell out of it, even though I have never read an X-Men comic in my life.

10
Jul
2000

The Norseman

Posted by knobbygirl

This is quite possibly, the worst film I have ever seen in my entire life. I know I throw that statement around a lot, but this is the tops - worse than my usual triumverate of 'worst' films, The Flintstones, Prince of Darkness and Showgirls.

23
Jun
2000

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Posted by knobbygirl

Okay - he's a male prostitute that doesn't fuck any of his clients. That's just wrong.

That's right, he doesn't fuck any of them, except for the one he falls in love with and she's gorgeous. She only has one leg, but she is gorgeous nonetheless. Sorry to have spoiled it for you, but it's a R movie, for chrissakes. You had to expect more than that.

22
Jun
2000

Sleepy Hollow

Posted by knobbygirl

Cleavage!

I saw this when it originally came out in the theaters and I remember leaving the theater vaguely disappointed. After renting it, I still can't put my finger on why. It was beautifully filmed, it had a decent cast and an amazing director. This is definitely a case where the individual parts are greater than the sum of the whole. Don't get me wrong, I liked it a lot, but maybe I was expecting too much...

19
Jun
2000

Mondo Trasho

Posted by knobbygirl

Hmmm...I can't decide if it sucked or I loved it...

Reminds me of the dumb crap we made when we were in college, so maybe that means I liked it...and I thought Orpheus in Hollywood was hard to understand...

19
Jun
2000

Desperate Living

Posted by knobbygirl

This is it...as of now, I have seen every single John Water film that is available to be seen...and I saved the most fucked-up for last!

Divine isn't in it - but it's still great. Jean Hill more than fills the space vacated by Divine (literally and figuratively). David Lochary is sadly missed from this one as well...

23
May
2000

Hairspray (1988)

Posted by knobbygirl

John Waters made a film that's rated PG. Who could've predicted that?

Hairspray was the first Waters film I saw. I was in 7th grade - young, impressionable, naive (okay, maybe not naive). From that moment on, I was in love. I had no idea what I was in love with, of course, until I had seen more John Waters' films, but there was a glimmer of it in Hairspray. The underlying promise of perversity and depravity to be revealed with each new John Waters' film that I would view.

15
May
2000

Gladiator

Posted by knobbygirl

So how many times do you think Joaquin Phoenix watched Caligula? 5 times? 10 times? 50 times? I would say 100 times, at the very least.

The whole sister/incest thing was pulled directly from Caligula, as was the pussy ass lisp that Commodus affected. (Connie Nielsen (Lucilla) risks being typecasted as an incestuous freak, what with a similar relationship in The Devils Advocate.) On top of that, he was trying to sex up his nephew, did they even have NAMBLA back then? Of course they did! It was called the Senate...

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