Toy Story

Year: 
1995
Rated: 
G
Genre: 
Pixar
Director: 
John Lasseter
Writer(s): 
John Lasseter
Pete Docter
Actor(s): 
Tom Hanks
Tim Allen
Don Rickles
Jim Varney
R. Lee Ermey
Runtime: 
80
Rating: 
Three BOBs
Review: 

Can you believe that I have never seen Toy Story before now?

You CAN'T believe it? You think I'm fucking lying? Why would I lie about that? What do I have to gain by admitting that I hadn't seen the single, most important piece of Computer Animation until 15 years after its initial release? Well...FUUUUUUUUUCK you!

No review for you...I'm out of here.

 

 

 

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