Piñata: Survival Island
Does it surprise you at ALL that I would watch a movie about a killer piñata? If you are even the least bit surprised, then you don't know me very well at all.
It's not the kind of piñata you're imagining. This killer piñata didn't come from Party City. No paper mâché here - this bad boy was hand made out of clay and stuffed with the still-beating heart of a wild hog...and a shitload of evil. While searching for 20,000 pairs of underwear (I wish I was making this up - it's some kind of fraternity/sorority scavenger hunt), the piñata is discovered by a stoned couple. They crack it open with a rock and the piñata goes batshit insane, as piñatas often do.
Jaime Pressly and Xander from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer are the only "big stars" in the film, unless you count the Asian guy from Star Trek: Voyager...which I don't.
My sister-in-law only made it about 45 minutes in...which is about how long she made it through Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. I made it all the way through, although I was yawning all the way. I seriously need a DVR intervention to keep me from recording shit like this.