Zack and Miri Make a Porno
As soon as I heard the opening riff of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver," I was in love...
Kevin Smith has always had a way with picking the music for his films. I'd argue that the soundtrack for Clerks is one of the top soundtracks ever, alongside The Crow, Singles and Pulp Fiction. I may be a bit biased, as my musical tastes are still a bit stuck in the early to mid 90s, outside of my increasing fixation on Lady Gaga. In any case, I appreciate Kevin Smith taking me on a walk down Memory Lane...I almost cried tears of joy/laughter when I heard the safe sex anthem "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" during the credits. (If you 'relax and drink some cherry wine,' chances are that you will end up with your clothes off anyway?) I'm gonna have to get the soundtrack to snag that and the Boba Fett song.
Anyone that knows me...or is at least a constant reader...knows how much I abhor Romantic Comedies, AKA Rom Coms. I have never seen Pretty Woman or anything starring Sandra Bullock, except Demolition Man. The problem is not that they're unrealistic - I watch a lot of unrealistic movies. I can't put my finger on it, they just annoy the fuck out of me. I don't care much for Romantic Dramas either, but at least one of the leads usually dies at the end...or may even be already dead. Even with my bias, I do like it when Kevin Smith gets romantic. After Chasing Amy, the bar was set pretty high, but again, he hits the nail on the head with Zack & Miri. Even though the situation is unrealistic, their relationship and the challenges they face ring true...which is the exact opposite of most movie romances.
So Seth Rogen is all buff and hot now...somehow I don't think his role would have played the same way if he wasn't all fat and schlubby. I guess they could've cast Jonah Hill?
I am so glad that Craig Robinson is no longer The Office's best kept secret. His comedic timing is so precise you could set the Pentagon's Atomic Clock off it. I'm looking forward to seeing more of him on the screen.
Casting Traci Lords was a stroke of genius. Katie Morgan...meh. Her voice is annoying...then again, she's not known for her voice. I'm glad Smith was conservative with hiring porn stars. Once you start getting Ron Jeremy or Jenna Jameson involved, you're in camp territory.
So my best friend is obsessed with Brandon St. Randy. I totally understand. If I was a dude...a gay dude...I would want to be just like Brandon St. Randy, too.
So Smith's next film is Red State...a horror movie...FINALLY! Details are slim, but I know it's about crazy fundamentalists ala Fred Phelps. BRING IT ON!