Ghoulies II

Year: 
1987
Rated: 
R
Genre: 
Horror Sequel
Director: 
Albert Band
Writer(s): 
Luca Bercovici
Charlie Dolan
Dennis Paoli
Actor(s): 
Damon Martin
Royal Dano
Phil Fondacaro
J. Downing
Kerry Remsen
Runtime: 
89
Rating: 
Two BOBs
Review: 

Although I rented Ghoulies II shortly after it came out on video, absolutely the only thing I remember about it was the scene in which a guy sits down on the john and a Ghoulie pops out and presumably munches on his dangling genitalia.

Almost 20 years later, that's still the only thing memorable about this movie.

The Ghoulies take up residence in a carnival funhouse. The funhouse, AKA Satan's Den, is losing money left and right and is about to be shut down. In a heartwarming twist, the Ghoulies save Satan's Den. As soon as they move in and begin killing people, the funhouse starts making money hand over fist. The Ghoulies save the day - but the jerky owner of the carnival takes over the funhouse anyway...and consequently gets his testicles chewed off.

Any similarities between Station and the Rat Ghoulie is entirely coincidental. Also - Ghoulies are like Gremlins, only they multiple in Solvent, not water. Yet another little known Ghoulie fact - they are easily mistaken for a molotov cocktail inside of a gorilla suit - it's true!

I prefer the more serious first movie to this silly sequel.