Another killer doll movie?
After 8 years and almost 300 reviews...it's probably obvious that I have a thing for killer dolls. I'll always tune in for the exploits of the Demonic Toys, the Puppet Master, Dollman, the Blood Dolls of of course, the king of them all - Chucky. So of course, I've got to watch Dolls - another killer doll flick executive produced by Charles Band (responsible for all of the franchises above except for the Chucky films) and it's directed by Stuart Gordon of Re-Animator fame.
Dolls follows the "stranded motorist" formula to the letter. These stranded motorists, caught in a storm, must seek refuge in a creepy mansion. In this case, the motorists are a dysfunctional family - father, daughter and evil step-mother. It took me awhile to figure out that the step mother was NOT a man in drag - she's just kind of ugly. Anyway, she was wearing a turban for most of the movie - I guess to give off that evil queen in Snow White vibe. More stranded motorists show up - a big goofy guy and two hitchhiking punk hookers. The punk hookers were dressed like Madonna circa Like a Virgin. The owners of the house are an elderly, doll-making couple. DANGER! PEOPLE WHO MAKE DOLLS ONLY MAKE MURDEROUS DOLLS! THEY WILL ALSO TURN YOU INTO A CRAZY KILLER DOLL! DOLLMAKERS ARE FUCKING CRAZY! This rule should be added to the list of horror movie rules, because it's always fucking true.
I thought I recognized the first punk hooker victim of the killer dolls. She looked familiar in an MTV kind of way. After checking imdb, I found out I was right - she was the chick in the A-Ha video. (Don't ask which A-Ha video - you know there was only one.)
The scene at the beginning with the giant killer teddy bear reminded me of that Bjork video. I wonder if this is where she got that idea?
I noticed during the credits that the movie was filmed in Rome, Italy. Does that mean it's a Spaghetti Slasher?
Slow starting...but worth watching for the doll attack scenes - especially the tin soldier firing squad.