Very Bad Things

Year: 
1998
Rated: 
R
Genre: 
Black Comedy
Director: 
Peter Berg
Writer(s): 
Peter Berg
Actor(s): 
Jon Favreau
Cameron Diaz
Christian Slater
Jeremy Piven
Daniel Stern
Runtime: 
100
Rating: 
Three BOBs
Review: 

Fucking shit.

I have wanted to see this since it came out. My sister went and saw it and of course she told me about the hooker getting headstabbed with the towel hook. Every review mentioned it and I saw just that scene a few times while flipping channels. But I actually sat down and watched it last night and I was not prepared. The hooker's death was nothing compared to the rest of the weird ass shit that happened...

Christian Slater kissed another guy. Lots of drugs. Lots of killing. The ending is the very best though. I don't care what anyone says, amputees are funny, funnier than midgets even.

I laughed very hard at the very bad things that these assholes did. I really enjoyed the film, though it confirms my long standing fear of bachelor parties. I had a boyfriend once that did a very bad thing at a bachelor party. He didn't kill anyone, I don't think, but still....Anyway, now I am scared to death of them...even if they 'only' have strippers, most strippers are pretty damn slutty...I think I am going to try to get my boyfriend's friends to set up a transsexual stripper if we ever get married.

 

"Have you been doing the cocaine?" - Laura (Cameron Diaz)