Scooby-Doo

Year: 
2002
Rated: 
PG
Genre: 
Why?
Director: 
Raja Gosnell
Writer(s): 
James Gunn
Craig Titley
Actor(s): 
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Matthew Lillard
Linda Cardellini
Rowan Atkinson
Runtime: 
88
Rating: 
One BOB
Review: 

The latest movie that my children have become addicted to...may well turn them into potheads.

The Luna Ghost looks like the Graffix logo. The scene with smoke coming out of the Mystery Machine (a slow reveal shows sausage cooking), 'Pass the Dutchie' playing in the background. Shaggy saying that he stays away from hydroponics. Shaggy tells Mary Jane that 'Mary Jane' is his favorite name. They're ALWAYS hungry...I could go on and on...

I always knew that Scrappy Doo was a fucking asshole and this movie just proves it. I was always annoyed by the Scrappy Doo episodes and now I know why - he was a fucking crazy, soul-stealing, egomaniacal sociopath. I wish Buffy would have fucking staked him.

Sugar Ray? Even my kids think Sugar Ray is lame - they run outside right before they perform.

Daphne and Fred kissing was kind of cool, but kind of gross.

Watching the credits...WHAT THE FUCK! The story was co-written by James Gunn. The same James Gunn that wrote Tromeo and Juliet. I need to go cry now.

 

 

"Scrappy, I told you no urinating on Daphne." - Fred (Freddie Prinze Jr.)