View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 19, 2019 at 8:14pm PDT Would you believe I practically...
What We Do in the Shadows
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 23, 2019 at 1:57pm PST Ever curious, I'd been wondering...
Underworld: Blood Wars
I had totally forgotten that they'd made another one of these...until it magically appeared on the DVR - thanks, husband. You are the best at...
Underworld: Awakening
Is it sad that this is the best film that we could think of to see on 'date night'? Seriously, my husband and I hadn't...
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Someone over in Hollywood must be reading my reviews, because they got rid of Selene and made a prequel all about Lucien. That being said,...
Lost Boys: The Tribe
Finally, the not so greatly anticipated sequel to The Lost Boys makes its basic cable debut! That's right, this sequel is not even good enough...
Vegas Vampires
Every once in a while, my husband will surprise me by DVRing horrible films for me to review. With a title like 'Vegas Vampires,' there's...
I Am Legend
Very few actors could carry almost an entire film on their shoulders, but Will Smith is definitely one of them. He's on his own for...
Underworld: Evolution
Yet another film starring Kate Beckinsale in a corset, fighting vampires and werewolves and various hybrids of the two. Even though it's the sequel to...
Blade: Trinity
I'm always up for vampire ass-kicking, especially when accompanied by a techno soundtrack. The creatively named Blade: Trinity is the third (and probably not last)...