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The Mummy (2017)
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jul 1, 2018 at 4:55pm PDT I've never tried so hard to NOT watch a movie. I played...
Carrie (2013)
Well, what's the point of this now? The original is a classic, though not untouchable...there was a regrettable sequel in 1999 and then a mediocre...
Wrath of the Titans
As a fan of Greek mythology, I found Wrath of the Titans to be even more annoying than Clash of the Titans. The writers were...
21 Jump Street
All the little teen girls can have Zac Efron. Robert Pattison and Taylor Lautner do nothing for me either. Ryan Gosling...again, not interested. But when...
Piranha (2010)
If I had actually watched Piranha in 3D, I would have been traumatized for life. It's not like I'm a pussy or something...as far as...
The Karate Kid (2010)
The 'new' Karate Kid was so annoying that I started rooting for him to get his narrow ass kicked. Yes, I already know I am...
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Oh, Tim Burton, you're like a tampon...when you do your job well, I love you...but when you fuck up, I hate you and I swear...
The A-Team
Hollywood today is obsessed with remakes. It's an unfortunate fact that the things I loved as a child are going to be trotted out with...
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
I didn't have any nightmares...so disappointing. I was looking forward to waking up screaming in terror, as opposed to how I usually wake up screaming...