View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) We are most definitely those chumps that waited for Shang-Chi to hit...
The Karate Kid (2010)
The 'new' Karate Kid was so annoying that I started rooting for him to get his narrow ass kicked. Yes, I already know I am...
The Karate Dog
So this isn't the long lost sequel to The Karate Kid movies? Pat Morita taught his dog karate...but that's where the similarity ends. No Mr....
Ninja Cheerleaders
77 minutes of my life that I will never get back again. That's right, this piece of shit runs a mercifully short 77 minutes, plus...
Kung Fu Panda
Now that Jack Black is a daddy, he's got to start churning out films that his kids can watch. Kung Fu Panda is certainly watchable....
Street Fighter
"In a world where good guys wear blue camo and bad guys wear red camo..." Street Fighter is all about the costumes. The only discernible...
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
I've had that song "Black Betty" stuck in my head for weeks now. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 10, 2018 at 11:57am...
Seed of Chucky
As we were sitting in the dark, waiting for the previews to begin, I was put in the position of rationalizing why I felt it...
The Matrix Revolutions
Every day, I get more and more evidence the American public is on CRACK. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 26, 2017 at...
The Tuxedo
Whose idea was it to match up Jackie Chan with one of the worst actresses to crawl out of the depths Fox's back lot? That...