I couldn't get past the accents. All the adult Vikings have Scottish accents, but Hiccup sounded plain, old American? Actually, ALL the Viking kids sounded...
Shrek Forever After
I felt so uncomfortable watching the beginning of this film with my kids...what if they knew that I feel like Shrek sometimes? As far as...
Kung Fu Panda
Now that Jack Black is a daddy, he's got to start churning out films that his kids can watch. Kung Fu Panda is certainly watchable....
Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld brings children a movie about "bee-stiality." Oh, come on, it was funny! Don't you appreciate puns? Bee Movie is one of the worst...
Shrek the Third
"Willy Wonka" might be about to lose his place as my son's favorite movie. "Shrek Babies" was the overwhelming favorite over the holidays. My son...
Over the Hedge
The Bruce Willis Raccoon tries to steal food from the Nick Nolte Bear, but gets caught in the act and the food gets destroyed. Nick...
Shrek 2
How do a donkey and a dragon have sex? I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that one. Seriously, I cannot figure it...
Shrek
I should have seen this sooner. So I go to Lubbock for a couple days to visit Eringoddess, and we run out of things to...