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Magic Mike
Unless they were swinging their trouser snakes around, this movie was utterly boring. Actually, the trouser snake slinging wasn't all that exciting either. I guess...
Texas Killing Fields
Based on a True Story...I LOVE "Based on a True Story." I love bullshit and nothing is more bullshit than "Based on a True Story."...
Behind the Candelabra
Needed more sodomy. I don't consider myself to be a connoisseur of sodomy...I'm a dabbler, really. An amateur sodomite, if you will. I can appreciate...
Black Swan
Every once in a while, I'll see a film that I think my mom would've liked. Our taste in films didn't always intersect - in...
Mudhoney
Another Russ Meyer film, another band gets its name. I have no fucking clue why the film is called 'Mudhoney' or what mudhoney even is....
Fast Food Nation
Fucking horrifying. From beginning to end, Fast Food Nation shows different facets of the fast food industry, each more fucking horrifying than the last. From...
Elephant
I don't trust those people at Cannes, not one little bit. How did this get the Palme d'Or? I can understand the Best Director award...
The Business of Strangers
I saw this movie almost two weeks ago and it is still stuck in my head. The Business of Strangers is one of the best...
Sideways
I hate wine. Although I have been known to quaff Strawberry Hill and other Boone's Farm delicacies - not to mention the occasional "box-o-wine" -...