I felt dirty just watching this. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 16, 2018 at 9:10pm PDT Lifetime is already known for shitty,...
The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story
Why do I keep doing this to myself? Why do I keep watching crappy Lifetime biopics? Am I getting so close to middle age that...
Behind the Candelabra
Needed more sodomy. I don't consider myself to be a connoisseur of sodomy...I'm a dabbler, really. An amateur sodomite, if you will. I can appreciate...
Liz & Dick
I'm just going to pile on to the rest of the fucking planet and say that Liz & Dick was one of shittiest movies I've...
Where the Buffalo Roam
It's not Bill Murray's fault. Bill Murray is a good Hunter S. Thompson. He's got the weird cadence down. The walk, the talk, the nuttiness....
Gacy
I know you are, but what am I? It was an interesting experience to see Francis (Pee Wee's Big Adventure) burying teenage boys in his...
Inside the Osmonds
One minute, I'm watching 80s Metal Videos on VH-1 Classic and all of a sudden, I find myself an hour into a made for TV...
Monster
Monster almost makes up for The Astronaut's Wife and The Cider House Rules. Almost. I find it nearly impossible to forgive stars for inflicting bad...
Man on the Moon
Pretty good film, considering how much I loathe Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey sucks. I don't know why. I liked him before he sold out, when...