Very Bad Things

August 28, 2000

Fucking shit.

I have wanted to see this since it came out. My sister went and saw it and of course she told me about the hooker getting headstabbed with the towel hook. Every review mentioned it and I saw just that scene a few times while flipping channels. But I actually sat down and watched it last night and I was not prepared. The hooker’s death was nothing compared to the rest of the weird ass shit that happened…

Christian Slater kissed another guy. Lots of drugs. Lots of killing. The ending is the very best though. I don’t care what anyone says, amputees are funny, funnier than midgets even.

I laughed very hard at the very bad things that these assholes did. I really enjoyed the film, though it confirms my long standing fear of bachelor parties. I had a boyfriend once that did a very bad thing at a bachelor party. He didn’t kill anyone, I don’t think, but still….Anyway, now I am scared to death of them…even if they ‘only’ have strippers, most strippers are pretty damn slutty…I think I am going to try to get my boyfriend’s friends to set up a transsexual stripper if we ever get married.